I am off to Manila in a few days for my vacation, but before flying I needed to look for travel essentials.

Suitcase markers are indeed high on the list but I stumbled upon one creation that’s as far from the ubiquitous red bow as possible.

Suitcase Stickers by thecheeky.com come in 4 controversial designs: packs of sugar (read: cocaine), bound and gagged stewardess, ransom money, and an array of sex toys. The stickers will definitely help set your luggage apart.

Unfortunately, although it is made in Vancouver it is not available for sale in Canada. The Ministry of Transportation for Canada had a lot to say about it.

I think it’s funny and brings out the badass in you. Who has never thought about what it feels like to carry a suitcase filled with money?  But saying that I probably wouldn’t risk using the suitcase stickers on any trip that involves having to go through immigration. Not only will it make your luggage easier to find it’s also sure to get you lots of attention.. unwanted attention.